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There we go to All right. All right. This morning. This morning, I'm fucking backing out of my driveway.

You know where I live, it's like the middle of nowhere.

So I don't really look.

I'm a pretty good driver, but you know, I'll take a quick glance. And I back up, I hear a honk. I'm like, oh, shit, I stop, turn around, and it's a cop. Like, how is it a cop? Like, in the, never, never do you see cops. Like, you see them maybe once every two weeks and never by my house.

I mean, a while ago that was happening, but I mean, it, dude, it was a cop. He's like, oh, watch, you got clean off the back of your windshield. And I was like, oh, shit, sorry, man. He let me. It was, it was all good, but just like the odds out here of that. Yeah, because, and I know the listeners have never seen where Jack lives, but it's like the movie Fargo.

I don't know if you've ever seen that movie where it's desolate, flat wasteland with nothing as far as the eye can see, just snow.

And there's always a guy on a fucking lawnmower going down the street yeah i'm sure by this point people are tired to hear it about the the conditions where i live

but man you can seem like my breath what's the temperature in there right now negative 20 uh

where you're sitting at yeah yeah i can see it on my where you're sitting at it's negative 20 okay. Where you're sitting at. Yeah. Yeah, I can see it on my...

Where you're sitting at, it's negative 20.

Okay, so...

Because you look like your dress to go slaying.

I'm wearing gloves.

And you're inside.

It's negative 24 outside, and inside here it's negative 18.

So I'm editing this for a public release.

And yeah, it's cold.

It's cold when Kent and I used to record these episodes together.

But I quit smoking.

And the reason why I was so cold for me all the time since I started podcasting is because I would smoke with the door open,

trying not to kill myself in a phone booth.

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