151: Banned In China

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to get banned from China. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. PROTECT YOUR ONLINE ACTIVITY TODAY WITH 3 MONTHS FREE: go to https://www.EXPRESSVPN.com/OFFICIAL GET DELICIOUS HOME COOKED MEALS WITH $60 OFF: go to https://www.BLUEAPRON.com/OFFICIAL PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Topics: 00:00:00 - Blizzard and China 00:12:24 - ExpressVPN *Ad* 00:15:30 - PewDiePie Banned in China 00:16:39 - Lebron James, Steve Kerr, and South Park 00:19:42 - Back to Blizzard 00:21:35 - Cool Chinese Reading 00:23:55 - Celebrity Opinions 00:27:26 - Popular Bad Guys 00:32:07 - Blue Apron *Ad* 00:34:17 - Cutting Onions 00:38:09 - Bear Grylls 00:43:27 - Extinctioners 00:53:35 - El Chapo's Son 01:05:56 - Gladiatorial Tournaments and Mortal Combat Hitler Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:36.0	I think that Jackson should do it. No, Kaya. Kaya, you good. What up, so does this?
0:44.9	151. 151. All right, welcome back tips. So 151 of the official podcast, the only podcast not
0:50.6	owns by China yet. Let's go. Let's talk about it. I want to talk about this before we get
0:55.9	bought by Vincent and we have to apologize. We're up for, you know, good negotiations with some
1:02.8	Chinese companies depending on what number they're going to throw at us. So it may not stay that
1:07.0	way for too long. I hate when either poo. Just just throw it out there. Really can't stand the
1:12.4	character. He's been big. Big buff and dedicated. Oh, yeah, he's he's my favorite final boss in life.
1:22.8	Love that guy. What are you saying? What's the whole what's the whole thing about him with
1:27.6	Winnie the Pooh? Is it just because he looks like Winnie the Pooh or does he have some like
1:32.0	childlike wonder towards Winnie the Pooh? It's not even that far. He got made fun of by some high
1:38.0	schoolers in China that he looked like Winnie the Pooh and he got so but hurt about if he banned
1:43.0	Winnie the Pooh. Why would you get bothered about that? That's a great. It's cute. But he got so
1:49.9	very banned at all China. I got compared to this lovable character adored by millions across
1:56.9	the globe. Fuck that. But Winnie is a doofus like he just goes around going where's my honey?
2:02.8	I need honey delicious honey. That's basically his entire personality. Oh, by the way.
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