150: Mums Vs. Fortnite

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to get cool by playing Fortnite. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. GET YOUR FIRST SHIPMENT OF SEXUAL ENHANCEMENT CHEWABLES FOR FREE, JUST $5 SHIPPING: go to https://www.BLUECHEW.com and use promo code OFFICIAL GET THE FREE TOOL THAT SAVES YOU MONEY AT CHECKOUT: go to https://www.JOINHONEY.com/OFFICIAL PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Topics: 00:03:07 - Triple A Porn Games 00:13:44 - Blue Chew 00:15:00 - Dick Shrinkage? 00:20:35 - Getting Older Sucks 00:25:26 - How Flexible Are We 00:29:43 - Honey 00:31:11 - The Hunt for Bikini Bottom 00:35:35 - Mums Net v. Fortnite and Cool Kids 00:45:27 - Highschool MeTooed Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.7	This is the official podcast landmark episode number 150 and to celebrate Jackson has brought
0:42.4	today an incredible topic. You can't just throw me on the spot like that especially after dropping
0:47.3	the fact that it's episode 150 I completely forgot about that it is 150 isn't it? Yeah,
0:53.3	yeah, yeah, 150 weeks. Oh well, you should it's not an even three. We're not celebrating.
1:01.0	Yeah, we said we were going to celebrate three years instead of 150 but still putting me on
1:06.3	the spot like that and then dropping 150 over is it's a dick move, Charlie dick move.
1:11.6	Well, if you haven't noticed Jackson, I'll peel back the curtain. I've done the last like four
1:15.6	intros for this and I always toss it to you just to get you ready in the Thunderdome. It's kind of
1:20.2	just my tradition now. Yeah, then my tradition is just completely bombing it and then moving on
1:25.6	immediately. Yeah, baby, that's the secret formula. That's the official podcast. That's how you
1:32.9	get to 150 episodes of a podca. Every episode just setting it up for failure. I'm saying failure.
1:42.5	That's a really harsh word. You wouldn't say failure in this scenario. No, I think
1:47.9	see we got momentum now because Jackson brought to the table his ineptitude is a topic and
1:52.1	we can all chime in. And with that momentum, what do you have to say on it?
1:57.3	You guys remember when Jackson scammed me into a friendship on trying three?
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