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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

What should I do with this tooth? How do I keep a secret? How do I get out of the shadow of my parents’ triumphs? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn PodCon 2 is happening!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.4	Doors I first think of a Dear John and Hank.
0:08.4	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a advice and
0:11.8	bring you all the week's news from both Mars and A.F.C. Wimbledon John.
0:16.2	What do you call 2,000 mockingbirds?
0:20.4	What do you call 2,000 mockingbirds Hank?
0:22.9	Two kilomockingbirds.
0:24.9	God.
0:25.9	It's terrible.
0:27.1	Terrible.
0:28.1	Thank you to Shawna for suggesting that opening bit.
0:31.9	Shawna wrote Good Morning, brothers green.
0:34.3	One of my favorite bits that Hank used to do on vlog brothers was tell terrible jokes.
0:38.2	Since you're both fathers, might have suggested you open with some dad jokes.
0:42.6	My brother's name is Ryan for real.
0:44.6	Shawna.
0:45.6	Shawna that was a great opening bit suggestion.
0:47.4	We got so many wonderful emails thanks to all of you.
0:50.4	I also wanted to highlight quarries.
0:52.3	We might try this one as well.
0:53.5	Dear John and Hank, perhaps this isn't funny enough to be the opening bit for a
0:57.0	comedy podcast, but I thought it would be awesome if you guys opened the pod by simply
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