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The Shallow End

#150: Letters From The Shallow End

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9612 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

To celebrate the 150th episode of this thing we like to call a podcast, “The Shallow End” is proud to feature an entire episode of stories sent in by our family of listeners – The Shallow End Dwellers. Hilarity ensues when a man finds that his chainsaw can cut more than firewood, how a mound of driveway snow can lead to marriage, and why it’s best to make sure your earbuds are plugged into your phone. And we’re just gettin’ warmed up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.

0:09.0

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

0:18.0

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

0:23.5

Schnebly and Toff. It's been talked about for weeks now, J.G. And damn, if it's not right here in

0:29.4

front of us. Episode number one five zero. I got a fresh haircut just for the experience.

0:35.2

You're an attractive man, Lieutenant. Don't think I haven't noticed.

0:38.6

You look like a million bucks.

0:40.8

Thanks.

0:41.6

Yeah, all green and wrinkly.

0:45.9

It's the altitude.

0:47.7

That's what it is.

0:48.4

That's what I'm blaming it on that.

0:50.0

That's what it is.

0:50.1

150 episodes, buddy.

0:51.6

That's amazing.

0:52.5

Isn't that just incredible? I remember the very first one thinking, boy, I don't know. I don't know if we can do this. Just thinking where are we going to find the material, having no idea that stupidity and poor decision making has run rampant in the human race since the beginning

1:13.1

of the human race.

1:14.0

Right.

1:14.5

It's become a cottage industry for us.

1:16.9

I wonder what shallow in moments were for cave people, you know?

1:21.2

Like, you went out to kill the Brontosaurus and you end up slipping on a something and...

1:26.3

Right.

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