All right, this is Andrew.

I wrote a book.

It's called Water Wasted.

It's coming out in November.

You should pay me for it and buy it, and I'll get all the money because I'm the man and I wrote it.

The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This episode is entitled Inside the Vault, The Life of a Screenwriter.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Welcome to episode one. You want to be a screenwriter?

Here's looking at you, kid.

That's a great line that could have only been written by a Hollywood screenwriter.

And man, that silvered screen sure looks good, but ooh, it ain't cut out for everybody. You gotta be the best.

You gotta be interesting, but digestible.

You gotta be smart, but dumb as shit.

And it's gotta be sexy, but tame enough for grandma's old crotchety ass. We make movies, kiddos,

and if you want to get on board, you got to start busting ass, and we're just the guys to do it.

Welcome to The Vault. My name is Clover Sorkin. I am joined here by two other screenwriters,

Lane Costner and Miles Da Vinci. Gentlemen, what's up?

What's up?

Clover, we've been talking about to do this for a while,

and I think it's time that the people get a masterclass on how it's all done.

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