So Mike, can you explain beard oil to me?

I can try.

I noticed a new trend in the Reddit, which I'm kind of a...

I'm weirdly proud of people who have identified me as a

hipster now. It's not something that concerns me because I self-identify in

some ways to have hipster tendencies. My music, pitchfork festival, you know?

Yeah, this is no secret. I think if we go back to maybe the second or third episode you self-identify as a hipster.

It's not like a secret.

What's really happening is that people have been listening long enough that they feel that

they can openly tease you about it in the Reddit. That's what's happening.

So people were mentioning Beard Oil in the Reddit as a joke and I let the people know that I use

beard oil on my beard.

Yes, and then I was deeply confused because I thought beard oil was the joke that, oh, Mike is such a hipster that like an 18th century gentleman he is shining up his

beard with some kind of beard oil that obviously no modern person would use.

So that's why when you jumped in and said, oh, why yes, I do use

beard oil, I was confused. And I just think it can't possibly be what I have in my

mind, so I need to know what it really is. It is oil that I spray into my hand from like a little

container and then rub it on my beard to make my beard soft and shiny.

Although I actually use a combination of beard moisturizer and beard oil together and I mix them up in my hands and then put it on my face.

I have in some of the meetings that me and you have had I have been freshly moisturized

and oiled that morning.

Okay, okay, so I'm thinking, I'm thinking this is like shampoo and conditioner for your hair, but it sounds like not because you wouldn't wash it out in the shower.

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