It is also May 11th and the word of the day is irumatio which is a form of

fallatio in which the power is generated by the receiver.

Yes it is.

Face-fucking.

There's a Latin word for face-fucking is what I'm telling you.

It descends.

The asymmetrical haircuts of the 1980s made the physics of

erromatio somewhat awkward.

Yeah, and the Aquinette and the Banks would stick to your pubes.

Nothing good about that decade.

I'm no illusions.

I'm he then right.

And broadcasting, delay from America's far center. We are the

Skeptocrats. On episode 15 we'll prune the prudes early by opening with a

face-f fucking joke.

Candidates brush up on Roshamboo strategy to prepare for the GOP primary tournament.

My dreams of a synthetic spluge l lose come one step closer to reality.

And turns out, the quarterback with below average speed, strength, and throwing arm got his

Hall of Fame stats by cheating.

Again, same guy.

But first, we'll round up some briefs.

It's time for the news roundup.

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