It's Monday.

May 4th and the word of the day is Pam Poir, which means using the

internal muscles of the vagina to stimulate one or more penises therein.

Very thorough definition of the sentence.

If Pompeard didn't exist, I'm pretty sure we'd still be able to finish.

Probably wouldn't notice.

If the gines didn't exist exist we'd still be able to

I've been married for 18 years I can finish during this intro without using my hands

now that there is an intro I'm no illusions.

I'm Heath and right and broadcasting delay from America's far center. We are the

Skeptocrats. On episode 14, a Dutch designer will bring necrophilia into the 21st century.

The Illuminati world takeover gets foiled again when they underestimate Bastrop, Texas.

Budweiser will rethink its new roofy flavored label.

And science wasn't really getting us anywhere, so Congress decided to start shutting that stuff down.

Like a legitimate rape. But first, some filthy week old briefs, whites.

Last week was a busy one for the Supreme Court Watchers, as the Scotus heard arguments on two highly contentious issues. The first of course had to do with the inexplicably

disputed humanhood of gays.

It did. And the second looks at the legality of certain lethal punishments. To which

citizens of Baltimore responded

yeah okay well maybe if it comes post-trial that would be okay we did go there

Hillary finally got some company in the Democratic primary self-described socialist

and senator voted most likely to build a time machine

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