15 Hilarious Answers For When a Girl Asks You "What do You Do?" (((A MUST LISTEN!!!)))
The Unapologetic Man Podcast: How to Meet, Attract, and Date More Women
Mark Sing -- Seduction & Attraction Coach for Men
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
In this hilarious episode of The Unapologetic Man Podcast, host Mark Sing reveals 15 funny and creative ways to answer the classic dating question, "What do you do for a living?".
By blending humor, storytelling, and playful teasing, Mark shows how to turn a simple question into a powerful tool for building attraction, intrigue, and establishing frame.
Key Takeaways:
- The three-part formula that makes answering this question a breeze every time.
- How to playfully accuse women of humorous occupations to create fun banter.
- How vulnerability, storytelling, and confidence amplify attraction.
- How to use humor to make women laugh and spark attraction instantly.
Key Timestamps:
[00:00:00] – Episode intro and preview
[00:00:46] – Just how well-endowed are gorillas exactly?
[00:02:07] – Email to get a $500 training packet!
[00:04:25] – Intro music copyright claim
[00:05:14] – Why you should prepare your answer to "What do you do?"
[00:06:35] – Three-part response: funny line, truth, story
[00:07:36] – Funny examples you can use
[00:10:52] – Telling your real story and sharing vulnerability
[00:14:09] – More funny lines: Penguin Valet, Almond Milk Milker
[00:19:09] – Accusing women of funny occupations: Ice Cream Man, Taco Bell Burrito Dancer
[00:23:43] – Recap and episode wrap-up
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About The Unapologetic Man Podcast
The Unapologetic Man Podcast is your resource for mastering dating, attraction, and relationships from a confident, masculine perspective. Hosted by Mark Sing, this podcast gives men the tools and mindset shifts needed to succeed in their dating lives and build lasting, high-value relationships.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today we are talking about the funny ways to answer. When a girl says to you, what do you do for a living? Now, what do most guys do? They offer up some boring ass, non-emotionally charged, not funny answer, which is simply the truth. She says, what do you do for a living? And you're like, oh, I'm a lawyer. Or I work at the car wash or I work at McDonald's. |
| 0:21.5 | Oh, is that cool? Great. And then they blow past it ruining what could be at least 10, 15 minutes |
| 0:28.3 | of great conversation. Boys, we have answers for all these things. And we know how to ask the |
| 0:33.6 | questions back to the girl to make her laugh and to make her feel good. |
| 0:39.5 | This is Pickup 101. |
| 0:42.8 | The Unapologetic Man Podcast. |
| 0:49.7 | A recent study just came out that reports that gorilla penises are only four centimeters long. |
| 0:50.6 | You know what? |
| 0:51.6 | That's a great study. |
| 0:53.5 | It makes me feel real confident about myself. |
| 0:58.5 | But I think our time as humanity would be better spent solving problems like world hunger, |
| 1:00.9 | rather than measuring gorilla dicks. |
| 1:04.0 | What is up, gentlemen? Thank you for tuning into another episode. |
| 1:06.1 | I have an awesome one for you today. |
| 1:10.1 | How to reply in a funny way when chicks ask you what you do for a living. |
| 1:11.7 | Which, as you know, is usually one of the first questions a girl way when chicks ask you what you do for a living, which, as you know, |
| 1:15.9 | is usually one of the first questions a girl is going to ask you, and what do most guys do? |
| 1:21.0 | They just answer with the truth. I'm going to teach you the three-part answer to first say something super funny, and I'm giving you at least 15 different funny things to say. Then what you do is |
| 1:26.8 | you tell her the truth. Then you tell her a story |
| 1:29.1 | about what you really do. Now, a lot of you guys who have been listening for a long time, |
| 1:33.2 | yes, I've talked about this before. But even if you've heard some of these, I am throwing in some new |
| 1:38.1 | ones, that me and the boys of the brotherhood, over 900 members of the Brotherhood now have been testing and we've been |
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