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The Makeshift Podcast

#149 Victor Cruz HATES These Types Of Golfers

The Makeshift Podcast

The Makeshift Project

Comedy

4.8560 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Victor Cruz debates the best and worst types of golfers, guessing if team names are WNBA or MLS teams, deciding on the best golf video game of all time, United Kingdom vs United States with an actual British person, and more!

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0:00 DO YOU HATE THESE GOLFERS?!

8:42 WNBA TEAM OR MLS TEAM?

12:25 GOLF COURSE IN 2 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!

15:40 WELCOME BACK VICTOR CRUZ!

18:00 HOW FAR SHOULD GOLFER HIT THESE CLUBS?

23:04 WHAT’S THE BEST GOLF VIDEO GAME?

27:17 DO THESE PEOPLE ALSO SUCK ON THE COURSE?

30:55 RANK THESE GOLF SWINGS BLINDLY!

34:16 WHAT IS VICTOR’S IDEAL FOOTBALL SUNDAY?

38:14 INTRODUCING, A BRITISH PERSON!

39:47 THE USA OR THE UNITED KINGDOM?

45:00 HOW LONG TO BE CONSIDERED A NY?

46:04 WHICH JOB WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE?

50:49 PERFECT GOLF ROUND WITH $15!

54:14 STATE THAT DRINKS MOST BEER PER ROUND!

56:56 OUTRO AND MEMBER SHOUTOUTS!

Transcript

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0:00.0

There once was a woman who lived in a shoe. A size too snug, but what could she do? But that's not where her story ends. Thanks to a little help from her Experian friends, she got her score into much better shape and relocated to a box fresh new place, with room to grow and a mortgage to suit. Now, she lives in a spacious four-bedroom cowboy boots. Better your Experian credit score to help get mortgage ready. Experian. Better your score. Better your story. Do these types of people suck on the golf course? I mean, they might. Can we take a pause for a second? Yeah, take a pause for a second. Where are we right now, Brian? We're at the Golf Digest Open the National Championship.

0:39.1

It's insane here at StreamSong Resort.

0:41.4

Yeah.

0:42.3

Unbelievable.

0:50.0

You like my new hat? I'm in paradise. This might be heaven. I like the hat. You like it? You like my polo? I like the polo. Cobra, Puma. I love Cobra Puma. It's fantastic.

0:50.8

No, it's great.

0:52.3

We got to get out there and play.

0:53.7

Do you think you're going to fare well out here?

0:55.4

No.

0:57.0

The guys,

0:57.7

the guys, It's fantastic. No, it's great. It's great. We got to get out there and play. Do you think you're going to fare well out here? No. The guys on the T-box on one on the, what course were you on blue? We were on red. Red. You're colorblind, but that's not an excuse. Those are words. The guy said everything dead is, everything right is dead on that course.

1:11.2

So I was like, we're not playing that course. We're not going to play that course. I wonder how the black plays. We'll see. They said it's the most challenging greens you'll ever play. I struggle that, that other golf course. North Jersey Country Club. Yes, we could talk about that later. Okay. Get back to the second. Yeah, shout out to stream song. Shout out to Golf Digest.

1:28.5

Yeah.

1:28.8

This is exciting.

1:29.5

We're here until...

1:30.5

Wow. about that later. Okay. Get back to the second. Yeah. Shout out to stream song. Shout out to Golf Digest. Yeah. This is exciting. We're here until Wednesday. Yeah. And how do you feel about us being on the poster behind you? I love it. I don't know if I'm blocking it for the camera. I think it's nice. That's awesome. So are the Pointer Brothers in the front. I know, And we sent them the picture they left. I don't think he made that put. Hopefully he watches. Yeah, okay. Hopefully. This podcast, we have two special guests coming on. So it's going to be us for the first like 15, 20 minutes. One special guest and one guest. He's being mean. He's Will's right back there. So we're having the, in 15 minutes, 15 to 20 minutes, we're going to have Victor Cruz on for a second time on the podcast. But this time we're going to just talk about golf, which I feel like now at this point in his life, he's solely focused on that. That is his life. He has a daughter, right? Yes. Golf and his daughter. I mean, those are his priorities.

2:18.1

We're going to have Victor Cruz on.

2:19.8

And then we're going to have Will from Golf Digest, which we linked up with him two years ago. Yeah. I told him before the podcast that we're going to make a lot of fun of him. No, you told him that you're going to make a lot of fun of him. We're going to lean into him. I'm gonna be nice to.

2:32.0

That's how I know we're friends now.

2:33.3

Good cop, bad cop.

2:34.3

Okay, that's fine.

2:35.1

If you will.

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