#148 $100,000 Each Day You Didn’t Shower?
The Makeshift Podcast
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4.8 • 559 Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2025
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Pizza orders predict a major United States event, finding out if we can pass a police academy test, celebrities that are most likely to be president, how long you'd go without a shower for $100k a day, and more!
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0:00 USA IS IN FOR A MAJOR EVENT?!
2:01 TWO PODCASTS A WEEK AND UPDATES?
6:05 CAN YOU PASS THE POLICE ACADEMY?
10:46 WE’VE NEVER BEEN TO THE MOON!
15:27 CELEBS MOST LIKELY TO BE PRESIDENT!
19:17 100K EVERY DAY NOT SHOWERING?
23:09 A COCA COLA DISASTER!
26:30 SHOULD BRIAN KEEP THE BEARD?
27:03 WHAT FAST FOOD RESTAURANT EVERY DAY?
30:04 BEST JERSEYS IN EACH SPORT?
35:44 SEVEN ACTIVE BILLIONAIRE ATHLETES!
38:19 TELEPORT ANYWHERE OR COMPREHEND BOOKS?
41:41 WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER DELETE FOREVER?
44:25 CALL OF DUTY AND HEY DUDES!
46:55 OUTRO AND MEMBER SHOUTOUTS!
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| 0:00.0 | There once was a woman who lived in a shoe. A size too snug, but what could she do? But that's not where her story ends. Thanks to a little help from her Experian friends, she got her score into much better shape and relocated to a box fresh new place, with room to grow and a mortgage to suit. Now, she lives in a spacious four-bedroom cowboy boots. |
| 0:23.3 | Better your Experian credit score to help get mortgage ready. |
| 0:26.6 | Experian. |
| 0:27.5 | Better your score. |
| 0:28.7 | Better your story. |
| 0:30.0 | There might be a major event happening in the USA this week. |
| 0:33.1 | Like what? |
| 0:33.8 | I'll tell you how I know. |
| 0:34.9 | Do you want to know how I know? |
| 0:54.6 | Yes. Okay. The Pentagon Pizza Index. The PPI. Yes, the PPI. You're familiar. No, I don't know what that is. Okay. The Pentagon Pizza Index. So the Pentagon last week, last Saturday, had all time high pizza orders to the Pentagon. Oh, I think I heard about this. |
| 0:54.9 | Okay. |
| 0:59.6 | So pizza orders near the Pentagon surge by nearly 800% on the holiday weekend. |
| 1:00.9 | That's unheard of. |
| 1:01.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.0 | I don't understand why that happens. |
| 1:03.5 | Okay. |
| 1:07.4 | Well, the reason why it happens is because people are working late in the Pentagon and they're ordering pizza into the Pentagon, signifying there might be a major event |
| 1:11.4 | coming up. I don't understand how this makes any sense, but go on. People work late in the |
| 1:15.8 | Pentagon. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, so they're working hard. This is true for previous events. |
| 1:21.2 | Okay, you want to hear them. Yes. Okay, so they saw a surge in pizza sales. Sorry, PPI. PPI, yes. |
| 1:26.2 | Right before the invasion of Panama in 1989, right before the invasion of Granada in |
| 1:32.9 | 1983, right before the invasion of Kuwait in 1990. |
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