149: Let's Be Mermaids

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Where would you put an extra eye? How do I survive at home alone? Why is underwear a pair? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode! For $30 off your first week of HelloFresh, go to hellofresh.com/dearhank or hellofresh.com/dearjohn and enter code dearhank or dearjohn.

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0:00.0	Listener supported WNYC Studios.
0:09.0	Cold open for you today because recently I had to reinstall my operating system.
0:13.4	When I did that, it secretly switched audio inputs on me so I recorded this entire episode
0:19.6	with a terrible microphone accidentally.
0:22.3	John's gonna sound lovely and I will sound terrible.
0:26.0	But I just wanted to let you know that that was gonna happen and I'll be sure to attend
0:30.4	some audio production workshops at PodCon so it happens less.
0:34.6	Which by the way is in the middle of its crowdfunding campaign.
0:37.8	See, the link I admit a transition there.
0:40.7	There's so many cool people will be at PodCon, Hannah Hart, Kathy and Tobin of Nancy,
0:46.3	Demi and Miella, a bunch of the jams, Aaron Manky of lore, the McAroyd Brothers, Ono
0:50.3	Ross and Carrie, hello from the Magic Tavern, the Bright Sessions and so many more.
0:54.3	So check it out, podcon.com and now get ready for some terrible audio.
1:01.3	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
1:07.2	I'm George Eiff for Think of a Dear John and Hank.
1:09.5	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give me a dbus advice
1:12.8	and bring you all the weeks news from Mars and AFC Limuldon John.
1:17.4	What is the elephant in the room?
1:19.8	Alright, Hank, are you ready on 3, 1, 2, 3, the elephant in the room?
1:26.8	Really?
1:27.8	I think that so last week John, we simultaneously elephanted for the first time and I feel
1:37.2	like maybe we should just end the elephant in the room there and the elephant in the room
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