148: We need a break from the news, questionable lifeguard training, and watching movies in class

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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We aren't meant to have 24/7 news coverage. Jake discusses his questionable lifeguard training.

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0:00.0	No, we've got to get that done tonight. Seriously. No, we've got to get that live tomorrow.
0:04.0	So, okay, I'll work on it.
0:06.0	Gosh, I'm so stressed. You know, I need a break. Let's turn on the news.
0:09.0	This just in, an entire school bus of children fell off a cliff. They all died due to the engine bursting from climate change.
0:18.0	Also, the driver was trans.
0:22.6	Oh my, okay. No, I'm sorry. I forgot to attach it to the email. I know the client's ticked. I'll do it. I'm so stressed. I need to distract myself.
0:30.6	Something. Joe Biden fell off his peloton today and somehow hit nuclear war codes.
0:36.6	Can't wait till Monday? Can I play?
0:38.8	Okay.
0:39.8	Yeah, I'll work on a Sunday.
0:41.8	Dude, I'm so stressed.
0:43.3	My personal problems are crazy right now.
0:45.8	Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Joe Rogan
0:49.3	all set to compete in a Hunger Games-style competition.
0:52.8	The location, Epstein's Island.
0:54.9	Okay. What is happening? Why is Elon's body shaped like that?
0:59.2	You know, 2020 we all thought, what a crazy year. And I guess every week it just gets crazier.
1:04.6	It's so great having access to every piece of information that the world is going through at any given time.
1:10.2	Yep. I think it's perfect.
1:11.5	Dude, I saw the most depressing stuff.
1:15.0	They just want us to know about it.
1:16.9	It's like, remember growing up and be like, why are people watching the evening news?
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