147: What my wife thinks will happen if the door isn't locked, sheltered kid in Vegas, and getting kicked out of the ACT

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Trey has to lock the door when taking out the trash. Sheltered kid in vegas. Someone got kicked out of the ACT.

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0:00.0	Oh, I got a package. Let me grab it really quick.
0:02.0	Oh.
0:03.0	Oh.
0:08.0	See, a lot of people think us burglars strike in the dark when you're out of town.
0:13.0	No, no, no. It's those little moments in broad daylight where you forget to lock the door.
0:17.0	Dave, I want to take the trash to the curb. Stop. Do not lock this behind me, please. Can't you, like, take your keys with you?
0:22.6	Don't know.
0:23.6	I'm gonna be gone for 45 seconds, okay?
0:25.6	It's the middle of day.
0:26.6	Be right back.
0:27.6	Hey, fine.
0:28.6	Ha!
0:29.6	Ah!
0:30.6	Oh, I knew it!
0:31.6	Babe!
0:32.6	Ha ha! That's right.
0:33.6	Now you're getting robbed. We're always watching to see if that door's getting locked 24-7.
0:39.1	Even when we let the dog out for 10 seconds?
0:40.7	That's when we strike the most.
0:41.8	I knew it!
0:45.8	And that was a look inside a lady's brain when it comes to locking the door.
0:47.8	Burglars are lurking at all times.
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