The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled Uncle's Baby Shower, The Vibe of Life.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Yo, what's up? It's your boy, Paper Chaser.

You probably know me from when my social security card

went viral on Instagram or when I tattooed my elementary school and my mother's maiden name on my

forehead. But today, I'm going to share something even more personal with you and all the people in America.

I'm talking live from my baby shower here.

I got a couple of my best friends with me.

It's going to be crazy.

This shit is going to get super live.

You know, up until now, the best day of my life was when my song, Pussy Tastes Like Fruit Roll Up Up got nine million plays in one day.

But what a lot of people don't know is that song's a true story.

And now, nine months later, there's a little baby about to pop out of that same pussy I rapped about

and make it the new best day of my life.

So man, I hope everyone's as excited as me today. Of course, we got the homies here,

ready to say hello. Fais Polanski, how's it going today?

Yo, it's like seriously like a really personal type of fucking day because like, you know,

last time like we were all in this shit like we were like you doing this shit where

you like basically celebrate death not like celebrate it but like basically are like damn

that's some real shit that happened and you like like straight up don't feel good about it but

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