I gotta be honest, the fact that you guys got those sweaters and I don't, it's starting to get on my nerves.

Yeah, no wonder he hates Christmas.

My mom got us...

This doesn't make me feel any better about Christmas.

My mom got his Christmas sweaters and I went to pick them up and I thought there were three.

I just grabbed them off the chair.

And then once we got in here, there was like, yo, there's only two.

And I was like what the fuck did you guys not send me the memo?

Yeah, I didn't even know you know what mom sitting here in my fucking bullshit. You know what mom does all the time? What's that?

A lot leaves the price tag. Oh, loves to do that. knowing mom is knowing mom is that what if it says 2499 she didn't pay 20 no it was scratch it was

scratch and you see like the new price she like ripped off like the little serrated part of the

fucking ticket at the bottom it's just like that said 899 have you guys have the sale price off

and has the real price oh sorry I didn't know that was on that you know you guys uh I mean

this is not uncount but obviously like you guys have removed tags like out of shame right because you know it's a cheap thing that you got

you were just like to get rid of that sticker and you're like i don't want them to see this

price because well as a gift for somebody yeah as a gift for me i don't give a shit yeah i would take

it off period i would i would take it off period because I remember I learned this lesson when I was in

fifth grade I bought a girl flowers for Valentine's Day and when I was checking out the woman

took the price tag off I was with mom. Yeah you're like what are you doing? And I was like why'd you do

that? And they were like,

you don't want her to know how much you spent on flowers, like, sweetie.

I think it's, oh. So like, ever since like fifth grade, I've always taken the price tag off.

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