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The LoPriore Podcast

#147: Who Hates Christmas?!?

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Music, Comedy, Improv

5678 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Jared hates Christmas, we talk about our favorite gifts we've ever gotten, what christmas was like in our house growing up & more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning, baby girl.

0:05.8

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:08.1

Look outside the window, it's snowing.

0:10.9

It's Christmas time, baby.

0:12.7

It's Christmas time, baby.

0:14.9

It's Christmas time.

0:16.9

If you look underneath the tree, you'll see there's no gifts.

0:20.8

That's because I'm the tree.

0:23.3

And I'm going to get underneath it, and you're going to suck my cubs.

0:27.8

Oh, yeah.

0:29.3

On this beautiful Christmas morning, sing to him and let her know.

0:33.6

It's Christmas, baby.

0:35.0

It's Christmas baby.

0:36.2

It's Christmas baby. Christmas baby. It's Christmas baby.

0:37.8

Christmas, baby.

0:38.8

It's Christmas, baby.

0:40.3

Christmas time.

0:41.7

It's Christmas time.

0:43.6

You know what it is?

0:46.2

I'm going to make you roast these chestnuts, baby, guys.

0:49.1

Oh, roast those chestnuts, babe.

0:51.2

I'm going to be the Christmas tree and make you the star.

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