147: Milked on Friendsgiving

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on Timothee Charlamagne, how bird watchers are just peeping toms, getting rocked up on hope, and how Trevor had to get three months worth of enemas. SCIENCE.

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0:00.0	Slide to the right. Come. Slide to live. I finished.
0:05.1	Bing Bong bitch. It's another hotel episode. We are in New York City city right now,
0:09.8	but also other places and other cities we're going to be because we're on tour is going to be
0:14.0	give to next week Jacksonville, Florida Trevor, your boy is going to be out there. November 18th
0:18.8	through the 20th Jacksonville, Florida, alligators, then December 9th through the 11th. I'm going to
0:24.8	be in Denver this December at comedy works Charlotte North Carolina December 16th through the 18th
0:31.6	pull up and then we're coming to an end this year in Nashville Tennessee. Actually, it's going to
0:37.6	start 2022. Nashville, Tennessee January 6th to 9 and then massive tour announcement on the 15th
0:43.7	Monday. Hold Japan. He's get your tits out. Get your dicks out. Your boys going on a
0:48.4	theater to wait for it. But right now also wait for these days for Michael Blas time Bing Bong go
0:55.1	for it. Michael to find Blas time's going to be yelling about feet. Stand up comedy on tour. Next
1:01.1	date November 21st, I will be in San Francisco, California. December 9th, I will be in San Diego,
1:08.8	California. Those tickets are moving so grab some January 23rd. I will be in Sacramento,
1:14.2	California. February 3rd. I will be in Philly, Philadelphia, PA. Cheese stacks up my ass.
1:21.9	And then February 5th, New York City, Grammar City Theater, go get them tickets. And then February
1:28.4	6th, I will be in Boston, Massa, Tuesdays. So on to the episode. Oh, did you say where you got
1:37.5	to get tickets for you? Troll wall scommy dot com. Where you get tickets for me. It's blowcomedy dot com.
1:44.3	Troll wall scommy dot com. Blowcomedy dot com. Spot. Two fucking words. I'm walking here. That's one
1:50.0	too many. Who, who the first person to say, hey, hey, hey, I'm walking. Probably a pigeon. Yeah,
1:57.3	pigeons. All right. They begin their steps in. They were in their steps. You gotta get them
2:02.8	a bit bit just to see whether they're at. They just begin their steps. And it's like, that's crazy.
2:07.2	They know they can fly, but they're like, I'm gonna just be on the ground today. Yeah, but do they,
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