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147: Human Worms

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Human Worms | lemonparty podcast 147 bonus episodes: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/lemonparty⁠ Houston. Denver is up. Dallas. Salt lake. Tour dates: ⁠https://www.lemonparty.life/ https://hellofresh.com/lemon10FM for ten free meals Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'm chill, chicken, one, chicken, wha, chicken, whews.

0:09.0

Chicken, one, chicken, chicken, wheeze.

0:12.0

Oh, wow, chiel, chicken, one, chiquin.

0:15.0

Yeah, you like my outfit, don't even make the deal.

0:18.0

I thought you said you had your girl on the light the light field Always in my face Talking kissing Yeah, Girl, I end up Yeah, we're on. Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, hello everybody. Hey, guys. Oh, they're doing the thing again. Hey, he's doing the soy face. Nice. A little quick one. You got to do, yeah, they should get quicker and quicker. Mm-hmm. You should actually just sit back there and just like point real quick. You should run in. You should do like a drive-by soy face. Testing check. Sounds good. Now, I want to start this real quick. I'm hungry. What's up? I'm a'm a little hungry too i want to apologize to you guys

0:54.8

even though i think it was fine but like i really hijacked last episode you're really very

1:00.8

self-conscious about that when i came over i had you were brilliant and relax i've had anxiety

1:07.0

all week about it uh thank you to everybody that really, really enjoyed

1:12.5

the shit show, and

1:14.7

it is entertaining. I get

1:16.7

that, and I appreciate that. I also want to

1:18.7

apologize to the people that listen

1:20.7

for, you know,

1:22.9

two-dimensional comedy.

1:25.6

Wait, what do you mean?

1:26.4

I feel like it was being pretty one-dimensional. It was pretty insane. Oh, it wasn't even two dimensions. It was one. It was a one-dimensional. I'm, I, something happened. I think I slightly, I, I woke up the next day and I didn't think I did anything. The next day I woke up and I was like, yeah, we went to the Tesla diner.

1:45.3

I fucking spoke to some people.

1:46.7

It was a normal.

1:47.2

You're like, I was very witty.

1:48.6

It was clever.

1:49.2

It was classic shit.

1:49.7

I was witty.

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