146: Tesla Diner

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm chill, chicken, one, chicken, wha, chicken, whews.
0:09.0	Chicken, one, chicken, chicken, wheeze.
0:12.0	Oh, wow, chiel, chicken, one, chiquin.
0:15.0	Yeah, you like my outfit, don't even make the deal.
0:18.0	I thought you said you had your girl I'm on the light field
0:21.3	Always in my face
0:23.0	Talking listen
0:24.2	Yeah,
0:25.0	We're good
0:29.3	We can make content now
0:31.7	We're good
0:32.2	Cool that's just gonna have to be the
0:34.0	Can we make dumb jokes now?
0:36.7	Okay
0:37.1	Should we stop saying the N word now? Okay, we're good. How much battery do you have? How much juicy you got? My phone is that like 100? No, the car. No, the damn car. The car is the damn iPhone. The automobile. 75%. Oh. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me
0:54.9	take, wait, hold on. Let's start.
0:59.4	Series recording the podcast.
1:01.2	Okay, Tesla, take me to the Tesla diner.
1:05.9	Yeah, this is, this should be in the system.
1:08.2	Command not understood.
1:09.3	They know exactly what you're talking about, right? It says command not understood. It goes, please don't. The Tesla goes, please don't do that. Don't use me for content. The Tesla, Elon throws Teslas in ovens. Are we on, by the way? Yeah, but you know what I realize? I want to get the new Gronk Tesla. No, I feel like these Teslas are afraid.
1:29.6	The fact that the Tesla didn't immediately take you to the Tesla diner, it's like, this Tesla thinks like you're taking it to like a, like, like, a, like, a, like, deco. Yeah, yeah, car dacow. Car dacow. This is a fucked up. Can you order food on the app where you, on the screen?
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