146: Why I Didn't Find One?

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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We’re back together again!
Crystal is a sex queen. Bunny’s becoming a bit of a problem and please always wash your hands!

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0:00.0	Hi. We have a special guest here with us today. Back from the judge. I'm not via satellite anymore. Now I'm here in the flesh.
0:26.8	I have her in a fucking bubble in the corner. Just kidding.
0:30.8	What plastic all around me? It's episode 146. Yeah, here we are. I've hello dysfunction.
0:39.0	And it's been a minute. Um, no, last week for you to be in here. Oh yeah, yeah. For you to be in the
0:48.4	general public. I know. Yeah, because I was, uh, I had COVID guys me and the baby my biggest fear.
0:54.1	I'm glad we were able to still record separately though. Yeah, even though it was kind of stressful and
1:01.7	the connection was good. It was good. Yeah, there was a delay and stuff. But we still, we made it happen.
1:07.8	Yeah, that's our commitment. Yeah, we're committed to this. Um, I'm not committed to much.
1:14.3	Crystal is committed to wearing her hair straight. I've noticed. You know why? Because somebody told
1:18.9	her she's hot. No, now she's never going back. When so, you know, to do my hair in its natural
1:27.2	form and its natural wavy form, I have to let it air dry, right? I can't fuck with it and it
1:33.7	takes all along. So when, you know, I take a shower and like, I'm in a hurry to leave the house. It's
1:38.8	just easiest for me to straighten it. It's just easiest for me to be hot. See, I like my hair wavy
1:44.9	better. I feel like my head looks extra long like this, but you look like you're trying to be sexy now.
1:50.9	It's so, you know, it looks like so much more effort. It's, and it's not. It's way easier. Um,
1:57.6	speaking of fucking sexy, so you know, I've mentioned before that I had an X that used to get mad at me
2:03.2	because he would tell me I looked like sex. Wait, wait, wait, what? Yeah, I had an X that used to get mad
2:10.4	at me and tell you you looked like sex. I looked like walking sex. I can't help it. What the
2:14.9	fuck do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? And so, um, this weekend I was trying on
2:21.5	bridesmaid's dresses with um, my future sister-in-law who I love. Uh, and she had said, and she said
2:30.0	as a compliment and it was really nice, but she was talking about the dress, you know, that we had
2:34.8	picked, and she was like, you know, you have this, um, this like sexual aura about you. Yeah.
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