147: I"m a Big Ass Trick

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Retrograde is bringing them old thangs back, don’t raise our rent. Crystal is a cool mom and also a part time plumber. Trains vs threesomes and Pata Fria booked another surgery.

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0:00.0	And action.
0:10.0	Hi, hey guys.
0:17.0	Welcome to episode 147.
0:21.0	Yes.
0:22.0	Of your mom's house.
0:24.0	With Potterfria and Crystal.
0:27.0	We're here.
0:28.0	I thought this was the patreon episode.
0:30.0	I didn't realize this was the real one.
0:32.0	So anyway, luckily I'm prepared.
0:35.0	For those of you just listening to the audio,
0:37.0	she has a fake cigarette in her fucking hand.
0:39.0	I thought it was real.
0:41.0	Yeah, a lot of people are already messaging me,
0:43.0	like, what the fuck a smoke?
0:45.0	You're having a smoke.
0:46.0	I got so excited.
0:47.0	I was like, she's smoking again.
0:49.0	No, no.
0:50.0	It's a prop.
0:51.0	And I have a whole pack of them and I'm not sure why.
0:54.0	But they come in.
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