145: You're Not To Be Trusted

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Keep you head on a swivel, weirdos are out there. Raising sons isn’t always a great time. Pumpkin season is upon us and tiktok is great for life hacks.

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0:00.0	we're rolling. It looks really happy. Hey guys, episode 145. Hello, dysfunction.
0:23.0	Pat I'm great. There you go. Here we are. These aren't real glasses. I just wanted to look smart.
0:34.0	Practice. I told Crystal. I never had an eye doctor appointment to begin with. I lied.
0:40.7	I just wanted to wear these. I hate you, liar. Um, yeah, it's hot.
0:46.5	I'm listening. You're damp. I am hot spot right now in this room. I can't put the fan on because it'll be too loud.
1:01.5	Oh, you can't hear mine, can you? No, we're still recording via satellite. And if you are a patron,
1:10.0	you will get video with your episode. Um, yeah, I didn't get dressed up or anything.
1:16.7	So it's not going to be anything cute, but we're here. I had to change my shirt last
1:21.5	minute because I spilled Tabasco. Right. I was going to record with a big wet spot. And she was like,
1:29.3	you didn't think to change your shirt. It's just a big shape of a continent on your shirt.
1:35.9	Right. Have you been fucking following the Gabby Petito case?
1:41.9	Yeah, I didn't want to just. What? No, I actually, I haven't been following it,
1:47.6	but I have it in my notes because I learned about it today because I figured we'd talk about it.
1:52.4	So the first time I heard about it was the very first day it came out because this podcast I
1:57.6	listened to going west did a special episode about it, right? And I knew from jump. He killed her.
2:07.8	I knew that. But what bugs me is that, and I've seen it be said, you know, I'm not the only one.
2:14.8	Obviously, you feel like this, but you know, they're like, why is this case garnering so much attention
2:21.4	yet? There's over 5,000 missing indigenous women 110 in that immediate area. Yeah. And
2:30.2	girls. Yeah. And people are like, oh, it's because they had they were influencers. They had a channel
2:38.2	but listen. No, because it's always been like that. It's because she's white. Like, let's say what
2:44.2	it really is. They're calling it missing white woman syndrome. Yep. And it's been like that. It's
2:49.1	been like that since we were kids. You never hear about any children or women or anybody missing
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