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Yeah. All right, very exciting stuff. I think we're pretty much ready to go here with this podcast. What the hell is a podcast? I mean, why just tape it? What are you doing?

You don't have to tape it these days, Frank. You just record it right onto the computer.

And once we start recording, Frank, I'm going to need you to stop eating those crackers. It's incredibly annoying, and it's all anyone's going to be able to hear. So, Dennis and Dee Reynolds here. In inaugural podcast. We're talking technology today, the big T. Absolutely. Everyone's talking about technology these days because it's everywhere. Oh, it is. You can't escape it.

You absolutely can't.

So Dee, tell us what you feel about technology.

How do you, what's your opinion on it?

D.

Dead air. Could you ease up on the crackers? I'm getting bored with this. I'm gonna bring my guest in. Guest? I asked Cricket to come. Cricket. No. Frank, you can't just bring guests in here. This is our podcast. I feel like you're trying to take over. No, no, no. You know what? Actually, this could bring up a pretty good issue. If you bring Cricket in here, we could rail on him about the homeless issue.

Cricket! There he is. Come on. Hey, Frank, where's my chicken? This is taken forever. Come on. I promised him a rotissory chicken. Let's go. Chop chop. I'm starving here. What's going on with your voice?

That's from when Frank hit me with the trash can.

Woon got infected.

It was a whole ordeal.

Okay, all right, well, um, listen. I'm starving here. What's going on with your voice? That's from when Frank hit me with the trash can. The wound got infected.

It was a whole ordeal. Okay. All right. Well, um, listen, let's get into the issues here. We're going to start rolling on this. Oh, no, no, no, no. I am not saying another word until I get the chicken. I lied about the chicken, Rick. Oh, it was bullshit. Oh my god, unbelievable! Why do I even trust you?

I- right, here. Why do I even trust you?

Here.

I do have something for you. Lemons. Yeah, you suck on them. Oh, come on. Let's give me the crackers. No, suck on a lemon. Here, go ahead. Well, they are good for scurvy. All right, I have a few lemons, but then I'm out of here. All right, here we go.

So, Dennis and D. Reynolds here.

We are talking about the homeless issue here in Philly. That's a big issue these days, and we're here with our friend Cricket. He is a homeless man. Cricket, walk us through a day in your life. Oh, day in the light. Well, the other morning, I wake up. I find a dog sniffing at my wound.

He's fully aroused, mind you.

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