144: May The Best Pussy Win

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2021

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Please note, this is our first episode recorded separately due to covid. Our quality of sound may have been somewhat compromised.
A few updates, a few write ins…everyone be safe and thank you for listening!

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0:00.0	We're recording. It's day. It's not even good. I'm like, I look like Wayne's world. I was much
0:23.7	cuter when we tried this the other day. You're still cute. It's still internet fucked up. So here we are
0:30.8	again starting over around not cute. Okay, but anyway, here we are episode 144 of Hello. Hello
0:41.6	dysfunction with potter for you and crystal hot tits. I'm glad to be back. I feel like we haven't
0:50.7	recorded in fucking six months or something. Yeah. I hate it. So the reason we're doing this is because
0:58.4	I got COVID. I don't know exactly where it came from now. I was thinking it came from the babies
1:05.7	because they were sick longer than anybody. They got sick first, but they were both tested and
1:13.2	Lonnie who actually goes to preschool came back negative. But that could have happened because
1:18.4	she got tested after being sick for three weeks. So she wasn't testing positive anymore. But
1:25.2	anyway, we did some home tests and the only person that came back positive from those wasn't me,
1:31.6	of course. So then I immediately scheduled like some, you know, where you go get tested at a
1:37.2	facility. And then when those results came back, it was only me. And yeah, and then what did we do?
1:45.8	Oh, and then Pepe wasn't getting any better. So I took her to urgent care like on Friday or
1:50.2	something and she was positive. So my biggest fear was that I would get it and she would get it.
1:56.0	That was my biggest fear. And that's who got it. So as far as I know, you know,
2:01.3	Bunny will stick for like two days a week ago. But I think she's, you know, she never tested
2:05.5	positive and she's fine. So like they had like a hold or something. But we're the only ones that have
2:11.5	like the real kudis. But I think you guys are feeling better. Well, she's not, which pisses me out.
2:20.0	It's her cough is hella bad and it gets worse that night. I did buy like some natural,
2:26.1	you know, because babies that young, like a year old, they can't really take cough medicine.
2:30.7	I'm not like a natural one, all natural. And I tried it last night. And I think it kind of
2:35.6	coated her throat and helped a little bit. But and then today I'm hella horse again. So I'm like
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