#145: Leave The Brass Section Out Of It

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

On episode #145, Jethro kicks things off with tales of tails - and other animal parts. Seems like the basic human need to smuggle living things from country to country is not only illegal and can result in prison time, but a rodent in your pants can cause other issues. Be glad you’re not a TSA agent as you listen to these stories. Then Lindsay regales us with the story of an inventive woman who needed some quick cash to pay her probation court fees. She came up with the perfect idea – forgetting that people actually can and do check their credit card activity from time to time. Wanna turn a simple misdemeanor into a full-fledged felony? Learn how in this episode! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry.
0:00.7	Hello mate.
0:01.5	Got any tips for the football?
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0:30.2	What does Sputnik have to do with student loans?
0:33.1	How did a set of trembling hands end the Soviet Union?
0:37.1	How did inflation kill moon bases?
0:39.7	And how did a former president decide to run for a second non-consecutive term?
0:44.7	These are among the topics we deal with on the My History Can Beat Up Your Politics Podcast.
0:49.2	We tell stories of history that relate to today's news events.
0:54.0	Give a listen. My history could beat up your
0:56.3	politics wherever you get podcasts. It began long ago. Two young boys in an American town
1:04.0	riding their bikes to school and Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast
1:10.2	friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
1:17.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up.
1:20.6	You're in the shallow end with Schnebley and Toff.
1:23.2	I thought of you this morning, Jethro.
1:25.1	You did.
1:25.5	Of course, I think of you almost every morning in that way that, well, a man thinks of another
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