#144: Standard Issue Footwear

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Episode #144 of The Shallow End is chock full of vitamins and other nutrients! (Okay. It’s not. But it is entertaining as hell.) Lindsay’s story comes to us from Kissimmee, FL, where a young woman and her boyfriend decided to celebrate the man’s birthday at a local motel by ordering a pizza delivered to their room. Everything was going swimmingly – until the police were called. Find out why! (Note: It involves drivers who will stop at nothing to drive home their opinions on the importance of gratuity.) Then Jethro takes us to the mountains above Tucson, AZ, where a gentleman was enjoying the sweeping views of the city before a late monsoon rain blew in to wash away the summer heat. What an unfortunate time to have to answer nature’s call. No worries! When you’re a male, the whole Earth is your bathroom! (Shame about the timing of that lighting strike!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you haven't tried Abercrombie denim yet, you're missing out.
0:03.8	Denim should fit like this.
0:06.0	It's all about proportions.
0:07.7	Abercrombie has their classic fits and athletic fits for guys who want a little more room in the thigh.
0:13.1	When you find your staple fit, it'll be the pair you reach for day after day for every plan.
0:19.2	Shop Abercrombie denim in the app, online and in store.
0:26.7	There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway,
0:33.4	the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually is fancy dress.
0:38.2	The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report,
0:42.0	especially if you're looking to borrow money.
0:44.3	It lets you understand what lenders see
0:46.3	so you can increase your chances of getting the best deals.
0:49.9	It's dead easy to check it and completely free.
0:53.7	See it in seconds. Download the Experian app today.
0:58.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
1:06.3	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would
1:13.1	go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end
1:20.2	with Schnebley and Toff. Episode 144 of the shallow end with Schnebley and Toth, and before we start
1:25.6	telling stories about people making stupid decisions,
1:29.3	I had one of those very odd six degrees of separation sort of stories yesterday in the park.
1:37.3	And I thought, oh, I can't wait to tell Jethro of this.
1:39.3	Is this one of your LA encounters?
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