#146: Deadly Produce

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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It’s not quite as good as our 150th episode will be, but episode #146 is close! Jethro has a story about a man who hits on the idea of a perfect robbery. Using a real gun is not only illegal, but what if that thing went off and someone got hurt? This gentleman in Glasgow came up with a substitute that he thought was genius! (It involves a rather phallic piece of produce. Oh, and a man’s dress sock.) The cast of Monty Python would have been proud! Then, did you know that fewer than one percent of prisoners contemplate an escape? Well, Lindsay tells us about a most unusual prison break from the great state of Michigan. It left authorities there baffled as they responded to word of this usual prison story late on a Sunday night. It is positively dripping with irony! (And police cars.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:57.0	It began long ago.
1:00.0	Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
1:06.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would
1:13.1	go horribly wrong.
1:15.7	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up.
1:19.2	You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff.
1:21.8	It's episode number 146 of the shallow end with Schneebelian Tooth.
1:27.0	Just back from a hike where I thought of you because we have this particular point in the hike where for whatever reason I like walking this giant circle around three baseball diamonds, which is almost always empty during the week, which it was this morning, while Nancy goes up farther to
1:45.0	the exact two-mile mark to turn around. And we have decided that if I get this three or four
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