145: 4th of July Stereotypes, Kenny Chesney Concert Attire, Joey Chestnut vs Protestors

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Neighborhood Karens were busy this 4th of July. Trey discusses his Kenny Chesney concert outfit. And Joey Chestnut inspires the nation.

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0:00.0	Oh, oh my gosh! What are those gunshots?
0:03.0	Are they fireworts? Are those gunshots in our gated community?
0:07.0	This is dangerous! This is not... this is against ordnance.
0:10.0	I'm calling the police.
0:12.0	Hi, police. Yes, there are fireworks going off on July 4th.
0:16.0	Karen? Peachtree Trail.
0:18.0	Get here now! It's dangerous! Stop!
0:21.1	Really? Independence? From what? Logical thought?
0:24.5	We're celebrating on stolen land, lighting up the sky with explosives, scaring all the animals,
0:30.4	giving them PTSD. And we're out grilling? We should be grilling our senators and our congressmen and women.
0:35.9	If you ain't proud to be an American, why don't you just leave the country?
0:39.0	Go on and get it.
0:40.9	Get it!
0:41.9	You wonder why we need a border policy?
0:43.4	Because everybody's trying to get in.
0:45.2	Favorite time of the year, who wants to make spark their bombs?
0:47.9	What if this year, we did, we up the ante on the fireworks and we, instead of shooting
0:52.2	in the sky, we just toss them to each other.
0:55.2	Like we light one like hot potatoed around until it explodes in someone's face.
0:59.8	I'm on a no-fly list.
1:01.1	Anyone have a lighter or a lit punk?
1:04.2	You're looking at one.
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