144. The Perfect Route

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Sorry I’m late, turns out TRAFFIC. Ughhh traffic always gets in the way, especially of car, and most especially: truck. What can we do about traffic? Lots! But I’ll tell you what: it won’t stop the suffering. TRUCKS RADIOS Liturgical Reading: “The Perfect Route” RAGE We’ll be back in two weeks with more Story, don’t even doubt me. New shirt alert, WEAR it: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Ho-wee! My name's Pastor Andrew, and today I'm driving a truck.
0:07.0	Gosh, oh, golly!
0:10.0	We gotta get this shipment of Crow-Crow to Portsmouth, Ohio before sundown.
0:15.0	But traffic is piled up like Mozarel on a pizza pie.
0:19.0	Oh no! This traffic is a thick pickle if I've ever seen one.
0:24.6	Breaker breaker, one nine. Anybody out there?
0:28.6	Copy, this is Big R and I'm a truck boy.
0:32.6	Oh, wow! You mean you're driving a big rig two, Brother Reed?
0:38.2	No, I mean I used to be a boy, but now I'm a truck.
0:43.4	They turn me into a truck!
0:48.4	I hope that happens to me when I die.
0:52.3	All my parts, gleam and chrome, burning all my rubber to transport beans and
0:57.3	humidifiers.
0:58.4	Ha ha ha ha.
0:59.6	What a life.
1:01.8	My wheels hurt when I drive, but I like it.
1:05.7	Say, Brother Reed, since I'm stuck in traffic and I got you on the radio, could you, do you think you could...
1:13.6	Ah, never mind. What? What is it? No, no, no, you'll just laugh. Pastor Andrew, come on, just tell me. What's the words that could happen?
1:27.9	Okay. It's just... that could happen. Okay.
1:29.3	It's just, I just wanted to know, since your truck for today and probably today only,
1:35.5	if you could tell me a story about truck?
1:39.4	I thought you'd never ask.
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