#144: The Dont Worry about Lawsuits makeup episode (@PaulMorrissey MyNextDoorNeighbor @AriShaffir)

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🗓️ 4 December 2013

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Paul Morrissey came by my New York apartment yesterday on his way to do the Artie Lange show and it was lucky he did. I had to take down this week's original podcast because people are little beeitches sometimes and everybody worries about getting sued so much they don't even care if what they're doing wasn't wrong. Regardless, Morrissey and I talked about the life of my New York apartment from beginning to soon to be end. With special insightful notes and voice mails detailing why I'm not a good person.

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0:00.0	I'm legitimately thinking about it.
0:02.5	All right, let's start.
0:03.6	No, talking to the microphone.
0:06.4	Oh, we're starting.
0:07.2	Yeah, is that okay?
0:08.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:09.1	Okay, this is just a teaser.
0:09.9	Let's do a teaser and we got to play a song.
0:12.2	What do we got to talk about more?
0:13.0	Is it my apartment?
0:13.9	This whole thing, I got to keep you updated on whatever.
0:15.8	I was here the first day and the first skeptic tank
0:19.1	from the New Steep up the Tank Studios.
0:20.5	You were here.
0:21.3	I was here before you were.
0:23.6	You know what I'm going to play?
0:24.6	Let's play some hoots at the song, that guy,
0:26.8	the old guy who's just been married to the supermodel
0:29.3	and then he sang that song in either Rushmore
0:31.9	or one of those other soundtracks.
0:33.3	If I wish I knew then what I know now.
0:35.7	Oh yeah, who's that?
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