#142: Gender Bender (@LaurenHennessy)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2013

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

Lauren Hennessy came over to my NY apartment to tell me about what it's like to be a he/she. Lauren is a boy trapped in a girl's body. He's been that way since he was born. And you think you had it tough. Don't worry, this didn't get too serious or sad. Just two dudes talking about one of the dude's vaginas.

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0:00.0	And now I had a word. It's transgender. Oh, I'm transgender. I'm not crazy. I'm not a psychopath. I'm not like retarded or anything. I I'm just I'm just
0:10.9	This different shape, you know
0:30.0	I
0:35.0	Want to go outside. I want to go outside and get some sun in my in me. I'm in Atlanta. I'm in a hotel room in Atlanta
0:40.8	It's not even as cold as it is in New York, but it's still so cold. It's so cold outside
0:48.3	How am I going to get my 15 minutes of sunlight in New York when it's this cold and the sun goes down at four?
0:53.6	It's one now with 130
0:56.6	What did you put a coat on and just get it in your face the sun? I don't understand how it's supposed to work
1:01.4	I got to find that skits a friend again and asking for more advice
1:05.1	So listen you guys fun episode today not fun episode. Well, it is they're all fun, but here's how the episodes break down fun interesting serious
1:14.5	The serious ones are like when I talked to my dad about about his experience in the holocaust and then
1:22.3	What's another serious one Vanessa Raglan about when she had a miscarriage, you know, and they can be jokes in there and fun
1:29.6	But it's you know pretty serious topic
1:34.5	And I usually start by just telling everybody off the top I go serious episode. This is not a serious episode
1:39.6	Then they also have fun episodes
1:42.0	Where it's like me and Tom Segura just talking about masturbation. I think I call that one going blind or
1:49.2	Deliverance episode 100 with Danish and O'Neill
1:55.9	From the now defunct podcast
1:59.9	Boner City USA their producer guy
2:03.3	Damn by like my crazy because Brian wanted to take a day off
2:06.8	He didn't want to do as many and so so damn by like I guess it's ridiculous
2:10.9	He always loses his mind. He's consistently lost his mind since he was working at the comedy store 10 years ago
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