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Friday Night Greg

143 - The Gum Episode

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9591 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2017

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Greg is making a documentary called "Gay America". Brendan is furious. Anthony is fully on board. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm

0:02.0

A

0:07.0

A

0:10.0

A

0:12.0

A you're not fine in the cabs game what are you doing on the cabs game what are you doing on the text now? What? I thought we were... What are we doing? We're hot. We're in the Smokey and... Oh, we're starting. The Smokey and Jackson Show. Smokey and Jackson Show. I like that idea. I'm off the cast today. I took too many slices of gum. What do you mean? I got four slices going.

0:55.1

No, you ate all Anthony's gum?

0:56.3

No, I took two slices. Well, really? I said, have a piece. I know, I like a double piece. Yep. Because the first piece I didn't taste anything. But then I realized it was because I hadn't, I hadn't, you know how if you just keep chewing but don't inhale? breathing is key to tasting.

0:52.7

Well, the trick here, yeah, it's very true.

0:54.8

Have you ever seen James eat a pack of gum? No, he buys a full pack of gum. Yeah. And eats with one blow, a full pack of gum. He puts all the gum in his mouth. He stuffs it all in his mouth. He has it like a meal. That's what I got going now. You got two. We're talking about he puts the whole entire pack in his mouth.

1:29.9

Yeah, one time...

1:30.6

It's a different thing.

1:31.3

An old lady was hit in a car accident and was stuck in the car.

1:35.2

We used James's jaw to bite open the car.

1:38.2

That's how strong his jaw has become for meeting all these gums.

1:42.9

Now that's something else I got a new I got a new thing I do where I just

1:49.8

write yeah I write jokes for popsicle sticks I want gum now there you go I write jokes

1:56.1

for popsicle sticks that don't make any sense this the gum like uh episode. Like, uh, what kind of dog is a leopard?

2:01.9

What kind?

2:03.2

A Dalmatian.

2:06.1

Because they both got spots.

2:09.4

This definitely, this, maybe mark this note.

2:13.5

Going forward, we'll be known as the gum episode.

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