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Friday Night Greg

142 - THE MILK BROTHERS

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9591 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2017

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Oh man, lotta guests on this one. 

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I'm

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AHA MINOWSKI.

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A WERE.

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A WERE.

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A

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BAS

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A

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A

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A Explain this from the time.

0:32.3

I asked you, are there any positive mirrors?

0:35.2

Yeah, and I said if you made a mirror concave, it would make you look skinnier. Yeah. Yes. So why don't they just make eyeballs concave? Because then if you're with someone, they don't have to lose weight. You can just put these lenses in and they look skinnier. Here's what's interesting about what you've said. Maybe they do. Maybe we're all so fat. Yeah. and they already have done that yeah the eyeballs are concave and we're seeing what i'm seeing like so if i grab you i'm like well this feels fatter than what you are right objects in mirror yeah and then they've tricked our hands into thinking maybe we're all super fat yeah yeah yeah also health benefits the health benefits

1:13.3

that would be bad because then people would be sick and fat oh right because they got these lenses

1:17.4

because they got these lenses you're like i'm doing all right then you're everyone's dying of heart

1:20.1

attacks no that's pretty maybe humans don't die maybe the reason we die is because we're all too

1:24.1

fat so if we fix our eyes then we would see how fat we were and then we would all live forever because we'd get to the right weight. Oh, I see what you mean. Oh, I think I live in a high diabetes area because everyone in my neighborhood has a cane. I'm going to put up a sign. Like when they say deaf children at play, which do you get a sign like that if there's just one deaf kid?

1:44.5

Yep.

1:45.1

Yeah, that's pretty good.

1:46.0

That's the advantage of being deaf.

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You get a sign.

1:47.8

Yeah.

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No matter where you live.

1:49.1

You get a sign. You get a deaf kid here. One deaf kid, you get a full sign. Yeah, because the deaf kid is just not giving a shit. He's doing what he wants. he'll even see a car

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