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🗓️ 22 June 2022
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Someday you might ascend to my level of enlightenment... because I'm married and you're just dating. You don't even know.
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0:00.0 | Jake, a little birdie told me you've got a little bite on the line, little girlfriend. |
0:04.0 | Congrats, man. |
0:05.0 | It's kind of a weird way of saying it, but yeah, we're really happy, really excited. |
0:09.0 | Me and my wife knew you'd eventually, you know, kind of settle down and mature and get a girlfriend. |
0:14.0 | Okay, yeah. I feel like you're kind of patronizing me a little bit, but every relationship is different. |
0:19.0 | I don't know if yours is like better than mine. Well, now that you say that, you know, I'm kind of, I'm, what I'm saying is I'm married |
0:24.4 | and you are like, and now you're dating, and then one day you could maybe join the, it's the best. |
0:31.3 | It's married your best friend. Regardless, yeah. It's exciting. I don't know if it's a race, kind of how you're making it seem, but we're happy. |
0:37.7 | Yeah, not a race. But if it was, you know, I would have finished the race, victory lap, gone than you. But, I mean, I've created actual life. |
0:54.9 | What have you created a bull of cereal? |
0:57.3 | So... |
0:57.5 | One day. |
0:58.6 | All right. |
0:59.3 | You got to go take care of the kids. |
1:00.7 | I hate both you guys, actually. |
1:02.1 | I just kind of stay in this stage for a while. |
1:03.7 | Marriage is just such a gift, man. |
1:06.0 | Maybe one day. |
1:06.9 | Maybe one day for you you get to be part of the club but man I just I'm able to admit I'm so stupid |
1:14.7 | and you're so smart mm-hmm and I'm so dumb yeah all the little girls didn't want to marry you |
1:21.1 | I you know how many you wanted to marry me now I'm a little lost what's going on least one okay |
1:26.2 | we still um hang out on the weekends isn't Now I'm a little lost. What's going on? At least one. Okay. |
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