#142: Cold. Hard. Cash.

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

In Episode #142 of The Shallow End, Jethro’s out of the gate with a story of a young woman who took an elderly relative to help him withdraw thousands of dollars from his bank. Just one hitch there – the man didn’t appear “to be well.” It kind of went downhill from there. Then Lindsay shares a story about a firefighter who really liked flames. I mean…I REALLY liked Flames. So much so that an arson investigator took over the case, and it wasn’t hard for the investigator to figure out who the culprit was. Douse those flames of boredom and listen to this week’s episode of "The Shallow End!"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago. Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
0:08.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends and they did in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:17.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up.
0:21.3	You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff.
0:24.1	Hey, before we start, just wanted to thank you again.
0:26.7	You and Nan for filling in on Box of Oddities while Kat was away.
0:30.5	We got a lot of great comments, all of which Cat has taken great offense to.
0:35.6	Well, it's funny you'd say that because Nan just listened to the second episode that she did with you.
0:42.1	Yeah.
0:42.5	I think just this morning and said something along the lines of, I suck.
0:49.5	And I'm sure people are so glad that Cat is back.
0:53.5	Well, they are glad Kat's back, but she, man did not suck.
0:58.5	Neither one of you did.
0:59.5	You did a great job.
1:00.8	It's much appreciated.
1:02.9	And we're probably going to lean on you to do that more often.
1:06.0	It was great fun.
1:07.1	It was a tremendous, tremendous honor.
1:09.4	Truly.
1:09.8	And I understand from the producer in my ear that you might have already talked about this
1:14.5	on Box, but Cat actually got to swim with real live sharks on her vacation?
1:19.6	Caribbean Reef Sharks.
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