#141: That Ain't No Way To Treat a Hoagie

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebley and Toff. This just in, following an emergency call from the International Council of
0:28.8	Shallow Water enthusiasts, we were informed that this week's episode of the shallow end was
0:33.8	too deep for their liking. In an effort to keep the peace, we are, of course, re-airing an earlier episode with the necessary
0:41.1	shallow adjustments.
0:42.7	It's basically the same episode, but with a two-foot waterline restriction.
0:46.8	As you know, we get a ton of emails.
0:50.7	And before we start, I just wanted to give a special shout out to a listener named Brittany.
0:56.7	Brittany's probably the gutsiest listener we have back in December.
1:02.8	She emailed us two stories.
1:06.0	And they both involved using hygiene products that ended up causing severe medical issues in very, very sensitive parts of Brittany's body.
1:19.5	And I just wanted to say, Brittany, I want you to know that those stories are hysterical.
1:24.4	And we deeply appreciate you sharing them.
1:27.0	And only because we know there are
1:28.7	parents driving kids to school we're going to skip reading your stories but I did want to
1:35.7	call out a phrase that she used called that's when the communists decided to crash my fun
1:42.9	house which is one of the most when the communists decided to crash my fun house.
1:58.6	Which is one of the most inventive expressions I've ever heard for that time in a woman's life where that happens. Yeah.
1:59.6	But I just wanted to say, Brittany, you are our hero for being
2:02.4	willing to share personal stories like that. We appreciate you. We love you. And with that,
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