141 - Albert Fish: NY Killer and SUPER Creep

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Dan Cummins

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4.7 • 21.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2019

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Albert Fish. The Boogey Man. The Werewolf of Wysteria. The Brooklyn Vampire. The Gray Man. The Moon Maniac. A sexual sadist, sexual masochist, kidnapper, con artist, cannibal, torturer, murderer, and the kinkiest mofo I have ever read about. This tale is equal parts dark and captivating. Fish is the train wreck you can't stop staring at. After his capture in 1934, he would claim to have molested and raped around 400 children. He also admitted to killing three children and was sent to the electric chair for one of their deaths. He blew 1930s minds with tales of cannabalism and sexual depravity. If you're a true crime consumer, this Suck is definitely for you! Donating $2200 this month The LEO Support Foundation. The LEO Support Foundation is a 501(c)(3) non-profit that raises money to purchase protective & life saving equipment for police officers. Based in Plymouth, Massachusetts and run by Space Lizard and officer Michael Best. To donate, click here: https://www.paypal.me/saveleos Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: May 30th-June 1st Jacksonville, FL The Comedy Zone CLICK HERE for tix! June 7-8th Omaha, NE The Funny Bone CLICK HERE for tix! June 13-15th Raleigh, NC Charlie Goodnight's CLICK HERE for tix! Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41d Timesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors: Leesa. Get 15% off your entire order at leesa.com/TIMESUCK when you the use promo code TIMESUCK Robinhood. Get a FREE stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help you build your portfolio by signing up at TIMESUCK.robinhood.com Watch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/H_fiELH45fo Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna become a Space Lizard? We're almost 5000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

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0:00.0	Albert Fish, the boogeyman, sexual sadist, sexual masochist, kidnapper, con artist, cannibal,
0:07.1	torture, murderer, and well, dude who really like to eat shit, like literally eat it, so much of it.
0:14.6	And eating shit is one of the, one of the many disturbing things this guy was really into.
0:20.0	If you think that you're a freak in the bedroom, I'm guessing you're going to feel a little more
0:22.8	of vanilla after today's episode. Is your pelvic region full of sharp metal pins you've jammed
0:28.3	into your taint? No? Then you're no Albert Fish level of freak. Do you like your ass beaten
0:33.6	bloody? Like really bloody? And then have someone defecate on your face? No? Then maybe your little
0:40.1	BDSM games aren't really that crazy. At least not compared to fish. Basically, there was nothing
0:45.1	this dude was above doing. And he was doing it at the dawn of the 20th century when American society
0:49.7	was way more prudish than it is now. I can only imagine what witnesses in the courtroom thought
0:54.9	when they first heard about his strange dirty deeds. Unlike many other 19th and early 20th century
1:00.4	criminals, we know a lot about today's dirt bag because he gave detailed confessions when he
1:04.4	was finally caught from murder. Cut decades after he began. He also wrote a lot of very, very strange
1:10.1	letters that we can read. Rare to have as much access to the strange mind of a killer from more than
1:14.9	a century ago, like we do with Albert Fish. Today's suck is a strange one. My god is a strange.
1:21.6	Also super, super dark, but somehow very humorous. Dark humor to be sure, but I laughed so many
1:28.0	times researching all of this. Maybe I'm just broken now when it comes to processing tragedy.
1:33.4	The things Albert did and said are so cartoonishly horrible and so specifically just weird. I found
1:39.8	myself muttering what the actual fuck was this guy thinking so many times in this suck. If you
1:46.4	enjoyed the Ed Camper serial killer suck, you're going to love this one. Albert Fish was a ridiculous
1:51.3	human being so over the top. I read way more about him than I needed to just because I was
1:55.9	darkly fascinated. So enjoy this dark, this my friends be glad it happened a long time ago.
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