140: Soggy masks in the sea
The Thought Police
The Thought Police
4.5 • 861 Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2021
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Topics include: Prince Andrew, toe sucking, Gina Colangelo and Matt Hancock, ugly Michael Gove and his non-existent marriage, Kevin swimming in the sea, and a friend that was a menace on the roads. It's no-nonsense, it's sweary and it's angrier than ever - it's The Thought Police.
You can follow the boys on Twitter. Mike is: @IROMG, Kevin is @TVKev and you'll find the podcast too: @ThoughtPoliceTP.
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| 0:00.0 | You're not going to be here. the Welcome to another exciting edition of The Thought Police with me Mike Graham and him, Mr Kevin |
| 0:36.6 | I Sullivan. Very good afternoon to you, Kev. Hello Mike. How's it going? |
| 0:39.3 | All right. Now we should start the show with some good news. We're doing a live show at the end of this month |
| 0:44.8 | 28th of August in a pub in London now unfortunately or fortunately depending on which way you look at it |
| 0:49.9 | we've sold all the tickets already because it's quite a small venue. We will do more, we will do bigger venue, so you will have another chance to come and see us telling you all to fuck off live, right? |
| 0:59.0 | And there will be a lot of that, I'm sure. I've already had loads of messages. |
| 1:02.0 | Go fuck yourself. I'm looking forward you |
| 1:03.5 | telling me to go fuck yourself all right then you come along and bring your |
| 1:07.4 | friends you know we can't but we are well there's gonna be a live stream |
| 1:11.6 | available as of now we're not sure if we're going to put it out live because it might not be the right time, but what we will do is if you sign up for it and it's I think it's a couple of quid or something because we have to pay some people to do things |
| 1:22.8 | yeah we're not trying to rip anybody off. We're not getting rich on the back of it. |
| 1:26.5 | Certainly I can confirm that we have other jobs also we'll drink more than we'll |
| 1:30.6 | fucking spend more at the bar than we'll fucking make but But the point is this, if you sign up you'll get it and not everybody will get it |
| 1:36.4 | unless you actually pay for it. So you'll be able to watch it and you'll be able to watch it, |
| 1:40.5 | you know, either at your leisure leisure but possibly not live because we might |
| 1:44.4 | stream it quite live but we'll see how that goes but anyway follow us on Twitter |
| 1:47.6 | at the thought police and you'll find out all of that information now I've also got a |
| 1:51.4 | few announcements that I'll read you later from people who |
| 1:53.6 | wish you to slag them off basically. Bunch of cunz you want to be insulted. |
| 1:57.7 | What should we kick off with? |
| 1:59.7 | People are strange. |
| 2:00.9 | Yeah. |
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