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The Thought Police
The Thought Police
4.5 • 861 Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Topics include: Kev's cautious Cornish holiday, the out-of-control migrant situation, government contract carnage, Boris' atrocious new crime initiative, the policing shambles at Wembley, racial abusers on social media, why English players are terrible at penalties, Wayne Rooney's recent headline making, Gareth Southgate's wokeism, vaccine passports, people getting pinged for fun, the mess that is the Olympics in Tokyo, Marble Arch mound, Allegra Stratton and Cop26, Joe Biden's frailty, and June Sarpong's pay cheque. It's no-nonsense, it's sweary and it's angrier than ever - it's The Thought Police.
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| 0:00.0 | The Welcome to another sparkling edition of The Thought Police, the first one since Kevin O'Sullivan went away on holiday. He's now back. |
| 0:31.0 | What have you got to say for yourself? |
| 0:32.0 | I'm sorry I went away. No actually have a great time. |
| 0:36.4 | The sun never stopped fucking shining. I got a suntand and sun stroke. You don't look very stanned. Yeah, well you're in a darkened room, mate. Outside I look really bronzed. |
| 0:46.0 | Yeah, like I've been to the south of France. |
| 0:49.0 | Well, I don't want a fucking sea. |
| 0:50.0 | But it was great, but I'll tell you all about the weird stuff that was going on down there. |
| 0:55.0 | It's like this carrying on with a pandemic down there. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, because you were saying to me that a lot of pubs not really operating as normal. |
| 1:02.0 | I mean, you know... Did you stay in a hotel? Well we stayed for the first |
| 1:05.6 | week in Devon with my brother you couldn't get into a pub for love nor money there but in |
| 1:10.8 | fairness that was before July the 19th. |
| 1:13.0 | Then we stayed at a hotel for a couple of nights and then we got a cottage down in Dorset and it was in Dorset I started to see this weird syndrome |
| 1:21.0 | because it's after July the 19th and the pubs in particular you know they're just |
| 1:26.0 | carrying on with the fucking pandemic so you go in there they're staff |
| 1:30.0 | were wearing masks there's an NHS track and trace thing. Well could you want to |
| 1:34.6 | scan your phone? No, thanks very much. What's the point of that now? |
| 1:37.4 | You go to the bar order a pint they said we'll bring it to your table. I said well |
| 1:41.4 | well they're making you wear a mask as well? No to be fair but there were |
| 1:45.4 | looks and worse than that though all these signs you go to it to a pub you know I don't want to besmirch every pub endorsed it or Devon, |
| 1:55.0 | but the ones I went to every single time. |
| 1:57.0 | There was a big sign just by the door saying, |
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