Hi everybody, welcome to Sophia with an F. I am so fucking excited.

To be on this microphone, I am recording in my basement in my little studio room.

There are still no chairs, so I'm sitting on the floor with my very, very special guest.

This is my cousin Alex.

I'm about to get her the introduction she deserves.

But before we do that, as everybody's favorite part of the episode, it's basically where

I beg you to fuck me.

My merch.

I have new merch out.

It is the cutest, comfiest, most stylish, best.

I would say set that I've come out with thus far.

And there's also a hoodie, hat, beanies, phone cases that are amazing as well.

But I just want to say on the record, there are supposed to be this other set.

That was supposed to come out.

It was sweatpants and a crew neck.

And when push came to shove, I didn't release it because I didn't like the fit of the outfit

and the reason that I am doing a deer diary moment and rambling on is because I will not

sell stuff that I don't wear all day every single day and that I fully love.

Okay?

Also, please rate the show five stars.

I still have evil, evil little trolls that troll me and give me one star.

Subscribe, grab your grandma's razor, blueberry sidekick.

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