Hello, this is Alonzo Bowden. You are listening to Who's paying attention episode 14. This is my podcast. Thank you for listening. We're going to have to get right into it.

All right. If you are of Latin descent and you are in Arizona and you are listening to this,

turn off the podcast, get in your car, get in your truck. Get out. Get out now. That's right.

The Supreme Court has upheld the main provision of the Arizona

immigration law, which is that the police can stop you and check your status. They can see if you

have a license, if you have papers or whatever. And now I know, I know they always say this is not

racist, and I've said it before, I'll say it again.

You Canadians, you white guys and white women that look like you're from Canada,

ho, ho, ho, you're in trouble now.

Because I know that Sheriff Joe will be pulling over every white person he sees to check their immigration status. And the black people

listening? Oh, ho. Oh, don't think he won't suspect you're from Panama. Oh, yeah, he's all over it,

because this isn't racist at all. This isn't aimed at brown people in any way. Wow. Are you kidding me? Wow.

In the United States of America, the Supreme Court has upheld a law that you can stop people

and check their papers because they don't look right.

Man, which direction is this country going?

I am scared.

Well, I'm not really scared.

Even though maybe I should be scared. My dad was from Honduras. I mean, he became an American citizen, but does that make me half Latino? Can I never work in Arizona again? This is amazing. This is amazing. Hey, baseball players, big poppy. That's right. Dave Ortiz from the Red Sox. Good thing you're in the American

League because if you had to go play the diamondbacks, there might be trouble. Same with you, Mr.

Alex Rodriguez. Oh man, this is going to be great. It's going to be just who else are they going to

stop, pull over. I'm joking about this.

This is horrible.

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