#13: Dead is the New 60

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2012

⏱️ 32 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

1- Supreme Court Approval low 2- Obama Campaign stalled 3- Obama misspoke? Nope Screwed up 4- 68% against Health care law but want benefits of health care law 5- Romney can't spell 6- GOP blocks equal pay bill. Wonder if their women senators get paid equal? 7- Bloomberg for pot against soda 8- Summer jobs up 9- 30 is new 20 40 is new 30 60 is new 40 dead is new 60 10- Texas abstains from sex ed and has a baby over it 11- Rick Warren Bible says Be Thin

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hello and welcome to who's paying attention episode 13. I'm Alonzo Bowden, your host,
0:20.0	and as always, we've got a lot to talk about. My mind will
0:23.5	wander and we'll see if any of it's funny. It's ironic to do this episode 13 on June 13th,
0:31.2	which is actually my birthday. Happy birthday to me. I am going to commit showbiz suicide and tell
0:37.3	you how old I actually am. I'm 50 years
0:40.1	old today, which is old. I got my AARP, you know, welcome package, even though I didn't join. I'm
0:45.8	holding out. But I also benched press 225 pounds this morning. So I still got it. Of course, 25 years
0:53.6	ago I could bench press 225 pounds,
0:56.1	you know, as a warm-up weight. But hey, I still got something. So anyway, it's my birthday.
1:02.0	Other great news. My old TV show, 101 Cars You Must Drive, is rerunning on Speed Channel.
1:08.5	So you can check me out on Speed.
1:12.0	Not actually on Speed.
1:12.9	I'm not on drugs.
1:15.0	I'm not doing Crystal Meth or anything.
1:17.4	I'm on a TV channel called Speed.
1:18.9	Because somebody are you like, what the hell is that?
1:21.3	It's a cable channel, and you have it.
1:22.9	It's one of those channels you never watch.
1:36.4	But anyway, you can check me out there, and I'm about to go to Winnipeg. I'm going to be at Rumors Comedy Club next weekend, next weekend, which is June 20th to 23rd.
1:37.6	I will be in Winnipeg.
1:46.2	June 16th, if you get this in time, I will be at the Sabon Theater in Beverly Hills doing a benefit for WeSpark Cancer Care, which is phenomenal.
1:47.2	A show is going to be great.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.