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14: Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 14 [Vault]

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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 Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 14 [Vault]

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.3

So we all have siblings in the room except for Jeff, but we all have siblings. And I have a younger sibling, and we're about 18 months apart. And we have a great relationship. I have a younger sister. And good relationship growing up. I mean, we had the teenager fights. But for the most part, we're really close. We talk on the phone at least twice a week. And she lives in Florida, right? She lives in Florida, goes to school down there, goes to college at UCF, and has been pretty successful in her school career. She's very school-oriented, and I'm not school-oriented. I have not finished college yet. I have six more classes to take, but I just don't have the time to finish class. What school did you go to? I go to Kennesaw-State. So I'm still enrolled, but I'm still enrolled, but have not finished. So I go to the mailbox the other week and I get an invitation and it's from my sister. And it's her graduation invitation for graduating college. It's a day for everybody to celebrate. That's a big win for everybody in the family, right?

0:56.0

Really, really proud of her, but not really proud of her.

1:00.2

Because she's graduating before I am.

1:03.2

She beat you.

1:04.3

She almost beats me at everything.

1:06.6

Like, she's doing everything first.

1:08.3

I mean, she's really...

1:09.0

She has a boyfriend? She always has a boyfriend. Always has everything. I feel like my parents are more proud of her. I mean, she has everything going for her. So when I got this invitation, it's just kind of like a kick in the, kick in the butt. Well, do you think that maybe she looks at you and she's like, wow, my older sister here is established in her career already. It's on a pretty decent morning show. And maybe she's looking at you going, there's some stuff that you have that she wishes she had. I was just thinking of the same thing. Yeah. I don't know because she has everything going on for her. Like my parents help her out. They give her money when she needs it. So they've given her more of a break to make her more successful early. I think so, but she's going to get her master's and she's just going ahead further than I think I'm going. I know I've got a great job and I'm really excited where I am in life, but I'm disappointed at the same time. I think you're right. I think you've hit a plateau. I think that's it. But I'm disappointed at the same time because she has all the success and now she's graduating before me. It's just a disappointing thing. Because she's your younger sister? I think so. I mean, yeah. Yeah, that's it. She's younger than me, but just is getting more than I am and is doing more than I do.

2:20.0

Do you think your sister feels the same way about you, Melissa?

2:22.0

Well, I think that because we're older, my sister's in her 40s, I'm in my 30s, and I think that we understand better now than we did when we were younger, that it is all a misunderstanding.

2:31.1

She thinks that I get accolades and that parents are more proud of me than her.

2:38.7

Yeah, but she, but she, but she, but she, but she, she has been on the space show. She has been on the space show.

2:43.0

Yeah, exactly. Took it to Mars one year. Right. But see, from my perspective, every time I'm around my parents,

2:48.2

they're always talking about her and they're discussing her all the time.

2:51.6

So, and I think that, you know, there's a different tension there.

2:55.6

But the exact same situation happened with me and my sister.

2:59.4

But what's funny is we're 10 years apart.

3:01.8

Okay.

3:02.1

So my sister, she's school, she hated school.

3:04.7

She's a horrible test taker.

3:06.4

And she started school and then

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