139: What If the Moon Was One of Us

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2018

⏱️ 38 minutes

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What should I spend my birthday money on? Is hope a dinosaur? What do I do with 23 plastic molds of my teeth? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Get your Snappy the T. rex shirt here: https://store.dftba.com/products/snappy-the-t-rex-shirt Thank you to Audible for sponsoring this episode! Audible is offering listeners a free audiobook with a 30-day trial membership. Go to audible.com/dearhank or audible.com/dearjohn, or text “dearhank" or "dearjohn” to 500-500 to get started today.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.4	Doors I've for a think of it, Dear John and Hank.
0:10.1	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you DB's advice
0:13.3	and when you want the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:17.2	John, what is the elephant in the room?
0:21.2	Alright, ready, Hank on three, one, two, three, AFC Wimbledon.
0:25.7	Giovanni, wait, what was yours?
0:27.6	Giovanni is the name of the hair product in my shower.
0:30.9	Oh, you're obsessed with that is giving my wife a hard time.
0:35.8	Hank really does not like this hair product called Giovanni because of the way that it
0:40.6	talks about people's hair.
0:42.8	He feels that it is negging on human hair which he thinks is bad for a product.
0:49.7	I don't feel that way, John.
0:52.4	It is exactly what it's doing.
0:55.6	It's like maybe my hair is limp and lifeless.
0:58.0	Maybe I do need Giovanni EcoShik hair care and I'm not saying it's bad shampoo, I'm saying
1:02.6	it's bad marketing.
1:04.2	It says with horsepower expander to increase body and shine while infusing weightless
1:09.0	texture.
1:10.3	Texture can't be weightless.
1:11.6	What's a horsepower expander?
1:13.8	Hair is supposed to not be alive.
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