Hey guys! We're here for episode 139 of Hello Disfunction. I'm Crystal. Okay, let's get started.

Cracking up a bud light. Of course! A make a little ultra. I have a miller. A blue ribbon. We're good.

I'm proud of for you. Fine. Fine, fuck. This is aha. It's not really beer. It's not a brewsky.

Strawberry cucumber. It's the best. Yeah, we're here. We don't feel well.

It's the first day of my period. I'm just waiting for my to start any minute now, I guess.

I have had a headache. I've barfed all the good stuff. I really don't feel good and it kind of started

yesterday and then I checked my period app because I never know it's like a surprise every month

because I never know like what day it's supposed to come and it said it should start in one day.

And I was like that is why I feel like this. Yeah. I was pissed though because a few days ago

I got an alert and like it doesn't usually give me alerts and it said you might be sad today.

And I was like, bitch, I didn't ask you all that. Don't put that in my head. Don't project that

onto me because I'm doing fine. And I wasn't. So like I don't need that energy from you. Like

now you're too comfortable. Just tell me what day I'm oblique and that's it. Seriously, I always

know when my period's coming like the three days before I'm super sad and this month I've been

very nostalgic. I've been really wishing for my grandparents house and remembering like Sunday

after we would barbecue every Sunday and shit. And my grandpa would play like George Jones

and the righteous brothers. Why he like did yard work and my put it on and cried.

I put the righteous brothers on my fucking Apple Playlist. I didn't cry but it reminded me of

my grandparents dancing in the patio and him like squeezing your butt and shit. Oh, why are you being

held a downer right now? Stop it. It would make me happy though. But I just make me sad and nostalgic

and I just miss my grandparents. That makes me sad. So I want to stop talking about that. Stop talking

about what you love. I just the app was invasive and like threw me off like no one would be feeling

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