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Planet Porky

139: All kinds of everything

Planet Porky

Planet Porky

Personal Journals, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary

3.8646 Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Here we are again, back on Planet Porky! Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are ready to greet you heartily with topics including: going on a bender for old time's sake, Boris Johnson's singular nights of passion, flirting with a waitress in a cocktail bar, Phil Collins' complicated divorce, Dana, Liverpool's political troubles, the Hard Days Night hotel, Huey Lewis, LAJ's background, Michael Jackson's life-changing accident, Baz Bamigboye, the love life of Elaine Paige, Mateus rosé, tinned sardines, holidays in Portugal, dealing with life changing injuries, Midge Ure's career, and the Elton John vs. Rod Stewart spat. The stage is set, it's Life on Planet Porky. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest episode of Life on Planet Porky.

0:26.7

Thank you very much indeed for joining us.

0:29.0

Myself and Ms. Leslie Ann Jones, and I have to say, Leslie Ann,

0:34.4

your reputation is spreading wide and far now through life on planet Porky and

0:39.6

some of the salacious revelations you've been making, not just about people you know, but

0:46.6

about yourself as well. Well, they're all running scared now, aren't they? Well, yeah, I would

0:51.0

think so. We could, you know, let's face it, there's an old expression about, you know, where the bodies are buried, you know what I mean?

0:57.2

We've known that a long, long time. I sometimes think we should go around Fleet Street with a spade and a fork and dig a few up.

1:04.3

Yeah, I sometimes think should go around Fleet Street and just call in every pub we used to use. Oh, go on, let's do that. Let's absolutely do that.

1:11.3

But while we're still unlocked,

1:13.1

because, you know, if they lock us down again,

1:15.0

we won't get to do that for a couple of years, probably.

1:18.0

If they locked it down again,

1:19.8

this country's finished.

1:21.3

It's half, but we're still ready.

1:22.9

Well, let's make that our Christmas present to ourselves.

1:25.2

Definitely.

1:25.9

And we'll go on a bender, a good old

1:28.7

fashioned all day long Fleet Street bender. How about that? Totally agree. Totally agree. You know,

1:34.6

starting maybe at the punch and then the bell and then Cheshire cheese and, I don't know,

1:40.7

countless others. Very good. Okay, now then, Ms. Jones, I've been watching Mr. Tom Bowen on

1:47.7

the Gogh box just in the last few minutes. He, of course, is the biographer of Boris Johnson,

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