138. The Sublimation Of Petsmart - Guest Preacher Amber Nelson

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2021

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Slop some STORY into your palms with our NEW book: Seasons of the Story. Buy here: www.thestorymustbetold.com Meow meow, bark bark, tweet tweet, sublimate sublimate. We all become ONE in the PetSmart. We all become ONE in LOVE, even if it hurts! And it WILL. Guest Preacher: Amber Nelson (Brighter Side and Some Place Under Neith podcasts) Invocation Psalm: How Much is That Doggy with the Masters Degree? Liturgical Reading: “The Sublimation of PetSmart” Concluding Prayer Give us two weeks to refresh the load in the Story trough, and we can FEAST again. MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Oh!
0:03.0	Oh! Okay, congregants, I'm gonna give you a little hint, and then you gotta guess what we'll be storian about today.
0:36.6	Ready?
0:38.3	Here it comes.
0:40.3	Customer service in Isle 2.
0:43.3	Squeen, scream, scream, scream, scream.
0:49.3	Lain 5 is now open.
0:52.3	I'm a man, I'm a man.
0:57.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:59.0	Okay.
1:00.0	You get one guess, so make it count.
1:04.0	What's today's story gonna be about?
1:08.0	Close.
1:10.0	Close, but not just dogs.
1:14.6	We're talking the one-step shop where like-minded consumers, like yourselves, can get all manner
1:21.6	of domesticated pets and pet accessories.
1:24.6	Now close out prices.
1:26.6	The pick of the litter, the Valhalla of Dogcala.
1:30.3	That's right, congregants. Today's story is about America's favorite shopping chain.
1:37.3	Pet Smart! The story must be told.
1:42.3	The story must be told. The story must be told.
1:46.0	And even though he might not get top billing, like shams or a...
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