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Welcome, Astrid Lock.

Astrid Lock. Or should I say Astrid went?

It's Astrid Lock still because I think changing your name is like a lot of work.

So I might take a little bit to do it because I passports all over the place. So it's hard.

It is hard and I feel like everybody's like, oh my god, Alexis, when are you going to engage?

I'm like, okay, first of all, back the fuck up and second of all,

it seems like a lot of work to get married and a lot of paperwork that I don't want to do and don't

have time for it. But you know, thank God for you because you're doing it for both of us.

But it's too much work. Don't do it. Just like go on vacation and do it there.

Well, how would you describe your wedding planning in one or actually three words?

Because I feel like you had a long time. You had two canceled COVID weddings, right?

Well, I had a canceled COVID wedding in 2020 and then we rescheduled to 2021 and then

I got pregnant in August was due the day before the wedding. So then I thought that might be a lot

in 24 hours. So then we just moved to another year. But how would I describe wedding planning?

Chill until I start to rage. I can't do it in three words. Like the last two weeks of wedding

planning are absolute hell. Like I kept telling everyone like this is the easiest thing ever.

And then you get to 14 days out and it's just pure chaos because nobody RSVP is nobody responds.

Like no one is with it. Nobody cares. Well, I care. And I'm glad that you took the time out to

like hang out with grandma me. If you can you explain to the audio only listeners what you're looking at?

I'm looking at grandma chic which is the hidmost hideous, brave, weird wig I've ever seen.

Like I don't know what you look like. Like a chia pet but with gray hair.

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